Harley Phoenix Farmer

I Am One!!!!! Look How I've Changed! (mouth still open though).

2007-09-02T17:46:00.000-01:00

1st Birthday Prezzie!

2007-09-02T17:35:00.000-01:00

This is my first birthday prezzie given to me by Seb. I like the fact it was in a big red box. The bigger the box the better the prezzie in my eyes.

Hanging Around

2007-09-02T17:32:00.000-01:00

This is one of the fab four - Robyn! She likes hanging around.

The Fab Four

2007-09-02T17:25:00.000-01:00

These are my pals. We were all born within a month of each other so we're on the same wave length. Our mums met at some exercise group when they were all pregnant with us. Who needs an exercise group now when you've got us?

My Birthday Buddy James!

2007-09-02T17:20:00.000-01:00

This is James. We were born on the same day at the same hospital with our mums in adjacent rooms!

Me, Me & Me!

2007-09-02T17:12:00.001-01:00

My lovely Mum & Dad & Me! (plus the camping field).

2007-09-02T17:09:00.000-01:00

My 1st Camping Trip!

2007-09-02T16:23:00.000-01:00

In August, Mummy & Daddy took me to a large field where we lived al fresco. I loved this trip! We went in a big group and I got to hang out with the older kids - cool!! My mums grown up friend (kathryn) came too and she got too look after me when mummy was busy (sleeping). Kathryn gave me lots of cuddles in the morning when I was still dressed in my PJ's and mums wooly bodywarmer. She rocks :)

Seb's 1st Birthday

2007-09-02T16:16:00.000-01:00

My friend Seb was 1 in August! He hired a beach hut for the day and everyone kissed arse :) Too right, it was his special day. FYI, he's the guy with the stripey red top. His folks are sitting at the back guarding his hut.

My friend Seb

2007-09-02T07:20:00.001-01:00

This is Seb. He is 3 weeks older than me. We've decided that we'd make a good team as 'stylists to the stars'. He likes brushing hair and I'm obessed with mummy's makeup. Bookings in advance please.
P.S. Already you can see Seb working the 'Phatom of The Opera' look with clever use of suncream. Smart boy.

More Misc. Pics

2007-09-02T07:07:00.000-01:00

These were taken sometime in June & July. I'm sure half of them were taken for my Mum & Dad's amusement (especially the gangster rap ones).

Father's Day

2007-09-02T07:00:00.000-01:00

I liked the card I got my Dad so much that I started eating it. Daddy didn't mind so much as long as I left some for him. My Mummy had one of her friends down on the same day called Anna. I really liked this friend as she made me smile so much and she has dark hair like my mum.

Me & My Uncle Joe

2007-09-02T06:47:00.000-01:00

This is my Uncle Joe! He's from London and I like him as he's more my size. He came down to see me just before I went abroad!

Holiday!

2007-09-02T05:58:00.000-01:00

Hey People
I am a lazy boy indeed! I've been up to so much I've neglected my blog for some time. Life is so exciting at the minute I just don't have the time therefore these blogs will be short & sweet with loads of pics of me so you know how I'm getting on. Just great thanks! :)

In early May, when I was 8 months old, I went abroad for the 1st time to Greece. It was fab! I won Little Mr Nemo at the nursery as I love water so much (this makes my dad really happy as he wants me to surf). Mum & Dad had a good time too - Mum slept most of the time and Dad took to the sea. Here are a few of my fave pics :)

IT MOVES

2007-06-21T19:39:00.000-01:00

BREAKING NEWS: We are receiving reports that there is a wild animal on the loose. It is described as being about 1/2 metre in length, moves around on all fours and has salivating chops. A member of the public who survived a close encounter with the beast shot this amateur video. Police are urging people to keep their distance.

My first holiday

2007-06-21T19:26:00.001-01:00

In May me and mummy and daddy went on holiday for the first time together. We went to Greece to stay at a man called Mark Warner's house. I went to nursery everyday and daddy learnt how to stand on the sea holding a big triangle and mummy spent a lot of time lying down with other mummies with their legs in the air. Anyway, I went in the pool for the first time, which was ace. Here are a couple of films from my holiday.

Special Delivery - What's in the box??

2007-06-11T19:36:00.000-01:00

Garden fun!

2007-04-23T13:27:00.000-01:00

This is my lovely friend Lilly. I went round to her house the other day whilst the parents caught up. Their idea of fun is very boring as that sat round a table all afternoon with no toys.

Nana & Grandad Cush

2007-04-21T12:31:00.000-01:00

This is my Geordie Nana & Grandad Cush. They are nice people and I like them a lot as they spent a lot of time playing my favourite game the 'kick around'. They also said I had a nice shaped head and Grandad Cush even tried to feed me boiling hot milk. He said when I'm older I should play for Newcastle United, I told him I'd think about it.

Yet more miscellaneous pics!

2007-04-21T12:12:00.000-01:00

Couldn't be bothered to write a blog for these ones but they're my latest outings...eating al fresco, garden fun and hitting the beach!

My new sofa

2007-04-21T11:41:00.000-01:00

Mummy & Daddy are currently updating my bedroon so they bought me a new sofa...in the colour of pink! Why are they so weird?! I do secretly like the colour though, matches my pink teething cheeks.

The Folks

2007-04-21T09:02:00.000-01:00

Mummy & Daddy keep getting people to take photos of us as a family as they don't have many. This is probably the best out of the 5 family shots they have! My parents are rubbish at the 'family shot' thing so we may have to go to a proper photography studio...wow wee!!

Bubbles, Bubbles, Bubbles

2007-04-21T08:41:00.000-01:00

I love these things! They're big, round and pop when I grab them! Mummy & Daddy blow them at me and I go crazy. Sometimes I think they blow too many bubbles at me because my t-shirt, hair and hands are soaking afterwards.

Miscellaneous shots

2007-04-21T08:28:00.000-01:00

Some random shots of me...who do you think I most look like? Mummy or Daddy... or the milkman?

My first day in a park

2007-04-21T08:18:00.000-01:00

This is my first outing to a park. I couldn't do much by myself but I've been assured when I'm older I'll be able to hang upside down from railings, jump off swings and pick up dirt.

This is how Mummy gets her jobs done in the kitchen!

2007-04-21T08:11:00.000-01:00

Mummy sticks me in this contraption when she's busy in the kitchen. It's my Baby Einstein and it's meant to make me clever. I don't mind it for now as it's fun but Mummy's got another thing coming when I decide it won't do anymore...

Do you like my hat?

2007-04-21T08:04:00.000-01:00

My friend Kathyrn gave me this hat. Mummy & Daddy think it's lush but I'm not too sure. I think I look like I should be riding yaks over the mongolian planes!

Happy Mummy Day

2007-04-21T07:48:00.000-01:00

This is me and my mum on mummy's day. I got her a mug and some cool trainers. She is lush and gives me lots of attention and loving although I think I annoyed her by refusing to eat my lunch and dinner on her special day. I wasn't feeling well but she tried to force feed me. I don't like her when she does this! Anyway overall we had a nice day. Mummy & Daddy took me to a pub and they drank champagne whilst I slept.

It's been a very long time and I have changed

2007-03-02T17:42:00.000-01:00

Well, what can I say, we've all been very busy and still are so I thought I'd better throw some photos up here until I get some spare time...

Mummy wanted this pic of me up here

2006-11-28T16:50:00.000-01:00

It's a bit old but Mummy wanted this pic of me up here for some reason...

Dance baby dance

2006-11-28T16:21:00.000-01:00

Dad is a weirdo

Me and my Mummy

2006-11-28T15:39:00.000-01:00

My Mummy's lovely

Boy oh Boy I have been busy

2006-11-27T10:52:00.000-01:00

Hi everyone, sorry I've not posted for so long but I've been sooo busy. I went to stay at my Granparents house for a week over bonfire night, Daddy said is was like going to Bagdad, where ever that is. Then we've just been back at home but going to parties and Christenings and all sorts. So here's a few pics that have been taken over the last few weeks.

Me lying down

Robyn's mummy holding me and Robyn

Daddy holding me and Robyn

Me looking coolio

Happy Me!!

Double rainbow over Bomo where I live

My friend Dylan

2006-10-27T14:01:00.000-01:00

Hi. Mummy took me out to some place called Poole the other day to meet some babies. Here's a picture of my friend called Dylan, who was also there. He's been to my house before and is bit older than me, and a bit bigger but I am trying to catch him up :)

Tummy time

2006-10-23T08:04:00.000-01:00

MY training has started, my Daddy has put my in for the turning over cup which is in a few months and I need to learn the sport from scratch, here's my first training session.

Push Push

2006-10-23T07:15:00.000-01:00

Here's a game that I lije to play with my Mummy and Daddy, it's called "Push, Push"

Separated at birth

2006-10-21T09:19:00.000-01:00

Who's the real Dungeon Master from the old children's cartoon??

My First Wedding

2006-10-20T08:18:00.000-01:00

I went to my first wedding the other day. It was for one of my Daddy's best friends called Rob. He married a lovely lady, called Gemma at, what my Daddy said to me was, "probably the poshest wedding you'll ever go to". I was so posh that some C list celebrity called Will Young was there. Here's a pic of Rob and Gemma having just "tied the knot", whatever that means.

And here's some photos of me with Mummy and Daddy on the same day.

My Father is a fool

2006-10-13T15:01:00.000-01:00

What's wrong with my Dad, he's making stupid noises!!

My friend Robyn

2006-10-13T08:33:00.000-01:00

I have a friend, my first! Mummy took me to her house today, her name is Robyn Samson and her Mummy was unzipped too. She's a bit older than me, about 6 weeks, but I don't think she minds hanging out with me. This is a photo of her ---->

Here's a few pics to look at of my day to her house

I've been very busy

2006-10-09T11:09:00.000-01:00

Hi Everyone

Sorry that I've not been online for a while but I've been busy making sure that Mummy and Daddy run around like blue assed flies looking after me. Jees, you should see these guys they're sooo gullible. Let me tell you about a couple of my favourite tricks at the moment.

In 3rd place - Pretending to be tired in the morning then waiting for Mummy to put me in my cot, waiting for 10 seconds then crying to make her drop whatever she's doing and come back.

In 2nd place - Just making grunting, snorting noises all through the night making Mummy and Daddy awake; although I have to say they're starting to ignore me now, so I'd better not push it.

In 1st place - Weeing on Mummy or Daddy when they're changing my nappy. This is by far my favourite trick and makes me chuckle everytime. This one will never grow old in my mind..

So, I'm a month just over a month old now and in case anyone wants to know, here's a few recent pics of me.

Home sweet home

2006-09-08T15:49:00.000-01:00

We've been pretty busy for the last few days. I got home on Tuesday night because the hospital was too busy and too stuffy and I wanted to see my Crib. As a newborn you never really know what kind of family you've been born into until you get home, you know, will I end up in a squat or a mansion. Thankfully, these guys seem to be okay, reasonable taste but a tad pretentious perhaps. Anyways, I thought I'd post a few more photos of me, enjoy.

Me and my Mummy

2006-09-03T21:20:00.000-01:00

Spent the night with Mum last night, Daddy didn't hang around for some reason, something about having to make some phone calls, whatever those are? Anyway, I like my Mum, she's cool and she's also well hard, she can take more pain than a Mike Tyson beating and still come out smiling, don't mess!

Well it wasn't fun and it wasn't pretty

2006-09-03T20:45:00.000-01:00

But after two week of being late and 18 hours of Mummy going through hell and back, a nice man and lady in blue overalls unzipped Mummy's tummy and helped me out. Apparently my lunch bag was blocking the exit sign so I couldn't see which way to go. After I'd been shown the way out, they showed me to this bloke who looked really happy to see me, I seem to recognise him but I'm not sure from where? So, moving along, I then get put in some kind of shiny bucket and a lady says I way 7lbs 12.5oz and I say, "take a look in the mirror darlin', you aint no ballerina yourself!", then they stretch me out and say I'm 52cm long, and all the time I'm crying as if to say, "LEAVE ME ALONE MAN!", but do they listen, do they ever. Finally, they take me to see Mummy and she looks nice and happy to see me, I look at her and think "yum yum". Anyways, this bloke who was happy to see my apparently is my Dad and see seem to be okay too, so we hung out for a bit while we waited for Mummy to finish having the zip done back up and when she came back in I had some of the sweet necta that she had goin' on from her dispensers, man that stuff was good, so good I couldn't stop drinking for an hour and a half! Now friends, at this point I'm thinking, "this aint so bad, getting to meet lots of new people, got some sweet nectar goin' on, more interesting stuff to look at than before", can you guess what happens next? Yep, they stick my in a bowl of water, in the words of Queen Victoria, "we are not amused", you dig?

Okay, okay, I get the message

2006-09-02T09:21:00.000-01:00

So, here I come, ready or not.

Right, this is a note from the parents!!

2006-09-01T15:06:00.000-01:00

This baby is now very late and we're getting fed up with waiting for him to arrive. If this was something that we'd ordered off the internet then we'd have cancelled our order by now and asked for a refund.....

I think we'll let Burger and Fries here express how we're feeling...

Mummy suit

2006-08-28T18:00:00.000-01:00

Yeah, I know, I know, I was supposed to come out a week ago but to be quite frank, I like my Mummy suit too much. Just look at it man, it's a cool one, it's even got go faster stripes on it now. I think that Mummy and Daddy are getting a bit angry with me and would rather I came out now because I can hear them saying that they've had enough of people asking them if there's "any news yet"...

Daddy has said that he's going to go with Mummy to see some wife or something tomorrow about getting me served with an eviction notice and that if I don't come out of this Mummy suit soon the they're going to send in the bailiffs, not sure what they're going on about but I suspect I'll find out soon.

Late already

2006-08-23T20:09:00.000-01:00

Date: 20th August 2006

Hi there everyone!!

I'm not ready to come out yet. I was expected to pop into the real world sometime on Sunday the 20th but it's so toasty here in Mum's tummy that I can't be bothered to move on.

Mum's been trying to get me out with some herbal teas and stuff, but I say bring it on Mummy, lets see who wins this first battle of wills. Dad has been trying to coax me out by buying me a new surfboard but it's not even hurricane season yet, so what swell am I supposed to surf on??

Anyways, that's it from me for the time being, next time I'm online I'll try and upload some pics of me, you know ones taken on the outside of Mummy for a change.

Laters

HPF

Keep yourself entertained

2006-08-23T19:55:00.000-01:00

Date: July 2006

Well, I've been in here for about 6 months now. It's nice still, I'm getting everything I need food wise but there's not that much to do, so the keep myself occupied I've taken up Karate. I'm not too sure about what I'm supposed to do, I definitely heard through the tummy wall that it involved a lot of kicking and punching, (Mummy's tummy is great for practicing against by the way), so I think I must be doing it right. Here's a picture of my technique, please let me know if my style is good? HIYA!!!

My first photo

2006-08-23T19:48:00.000-01:00

Date: February 2006

Here's a picture of me, it's the first one of me ever! I have to apologise though because it's not very good quality, the person who took it ought to buy themselves a new camera because it must be really old, it's not even in colour?!

Hello Mummy!!!!

2006-08-23T19:42:00.000-01:00

Date: Feburary 2006

So, I've been growing in Mummy for about 3 months now and it's great in here, I get everything I could possibly want, and some. Sometimes it makes me wonder how on earth Mummy can give me all this stuff and have enough for herself?? I'd love to know how Mummy's feeling because I feel great and I'm sure she must too :) Excuse me, got to eat more.

Here I come!!

2006-08-23T19:23:00.000-01:00

Date: November 25th 2005

Apparently Mummy's always going on at Dad about home much she wants to go to a Spa for the weekend, all Daddy want to do is go surfing for the weekend. Anyway, it seems as though Mummy managed to persuade Daddy to go and they went to a place in the Breacon Beacons called the Nant Ddu Spa Lodge. Here's a pic of what it was like outside, romantic, Mummy said to Daddy. Daddy said it reminded him of the Alps, whatever that is, and that made him happy...

Anyway, this place was really nice and Mummy and Daddy had a really nice time and had lots of nice food and nice wine and stuff and here's what they looked like when they thought that they'd give me a chance to come along...