Mummy suit

Yeah, I know, I know, I was supposed to come out a week ago but to be quite frank, I like my Mummy suit too much. Just look at it man, it's a cool one, it's even got go faster stripes on it now. I think that Mummy and Daddy are getting a bit angry with me and would rather I came out now because I can hear them saying that they've had enough of people asking them if there's "any news yet"...



Daddy has said that he's going to go with Mummy to see some wife or something tomorrow about getting me served with an eviction notice and that if I don't come out of this Mummy suit soon the they're going to send in the bailiffs, not sure what they're going on about but I suspect I'll find out soon.

Late already

Date: 20th August 2006

Hi there everyone!!

I'm not ready to come out yet. I was expected to pop into the real world sometime on Sunday the 20th but it's so toasty here in Mum's tummy that I can't be bothered to move on.

Mum's been trying to get me out with some herbal teas and stuff, but I say bring it on Mummy, lets see who wins this first battle of wills. Dad has been trying to coax me out by buying me a new surfboard but it's not even hurricane season yet, so what swell am I supposed to surf on??



Anyways, that's it from me for the time being, next time I'm online I'll try and upload some pics of me, you know ones taken on the outside of Mummy for a change.

Laters

HPF

Keep yourself entertained

Date: July 2006

Well, I've been in here for about 6 months now. It's nice still, I'm getting everything I need food wise but there's not that much to do, so the keep myself occupied I've taken up Karate. I'm not too sure about what I'm supposed to do, I definitely heard through the tummy wall that it involved a lot of kicking and punching, (Mummy's tummy is great for practicing against by the way), so I think I must be doing it right. Here's a picture of my technique, please let me know if my style is good? HIYA!!!

My first photo

Date: February 2006

Here's a picture of me, it's the first one of me ever! I have to apologise though because it's not very good quality, the person who took it ought to buy themselves a new camera because it must be really old, it's not even in colour?!

Hello Mummy!!!!

Date: Feburary 2006

So, I've been growing in Mummy for about 3 months now and it's great in here, I get everything I could possibly want, and some. Sometimes it makes me wonder how on earth Mummy can give me all this stuff and have enough for herself?? I'd love to know how Mummy's feeling because I feel great and I'm sure she must too :) Excuse me, got to eat more.

Here I come!!

Date: November 25th 2005

Apparently Mummy's always going on at Dad about home much she wants to go to a Spa for the weekend, all Daddy want to do is go surfing for the weekend. Anyway, it seems as though Mummy managed to persuade Daddy to go and they went to a place in the Breacon Beacons called the Nant Ddu Spa Lodge. Here's a pic of what it was like outside, romantic, Mummy said to Daddy. Daddy said it reminded him of the Alps, whatever that is, and that made him happy...





Anyway, this place was really nice and Mummy and Daddy had a really nice time and had lots of nice food and nice wine and stuff and here's what they looked like when they thought that they'd give me a chance to come along...